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Terms of Use

Updated: 2026-09-22

By reading this site, you agree to the following. If you disagree with any of it, the door is behind you, and it is very much a metaphorical door.

The Content

  • Opinion, aggregated. Posts on 67 CYNIC are commentary and satire built on top of reported events. The underlying facts are attributed to public reporting; the interpretation is ours and belongs to us.
  • Fair use. We quote, link, and reference third-party reporting and media for commentary and criticism. If you believe we have overstepped, contact us and we will review it.
  • Quotes are allowed. You may quote short excerpts from any post with a link back to the original post. Hotlinking images, scraping the site, or republishing posts in full is not included in that permission.

The Comment Section

  • Comments are guest posts: no account required, no identity required beyond a display name.
  • Comments are moderated. We can hold, hide, or delete any comment for any reason or none. The standard is: be a person, or at least perform the shape of one.
  • No spam, no advertising, no harassment of other commenters. Repeat offenses result in IP-level blocking, which in this economy is the only real consequence that matters.
  • By posting, you grant 67 CYNIC a perpetual, royalty-free license to display your comment on the site. That is all. We will not monetize your hot takes. We do not know how.

No Warranties

This site is provided “as is” and “as is, honestly.” We make no warranty about the accuracy of any post, the availability of the site, or the continued employment of any celebrity referenced herein. Some content is satirical. Some content is true. Distinguishing between the two is part of the experience.

Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, 67 CYNIC and its operators shall not be liable for any damages arising from your use of this site, your reliance on its content, or your subsequent arguments with friends about whether a red carpet look was “a statement.” (It was not. It was a press release with legs.)

Contact

Questions, corrections, takedown requests, or strong opinions about this page go to editor@67cynic.com. A person reads these. Most of them are answered within a few days; the answers are honest, which is rarer than you would think.